Click, Click, Boom!

January 17, 2007 at 3:44 pm 1 comment

It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Atomic scientists have turned the clock forward two minutes closer to midnight. For those of you trying to figure out what exactly is going on here, let me put it in layman’s terms.

The smartest minds in the world sit on a panel debating on when the human race will eventually destroy themselves. This clock is their instrument of warning to civilization. Based on two major criteria, nuclear armament and disastrous global climate change, smart men like Stephen Hawking have decided we are that much closer to the apocalypse. The dials on the ticker read 11:55 now, 5 minutes until we completely obliterify ourselves.

For those of you who wonder what the end of the world will look like when Iran finally nukes us, I invite you to Peter-Hodge’s page where he posts this picture.

For the rest of you, who believe another ice age will be shortly around the corner, better start buying up those propane heaters now!

Ironically, while the Department of Homeland Security had nothing to say about the doomsday clock, they were quick to offer this little quote after the rotten egg smell enveloped NYC.  “There is no indication at this time of a terrorism connection.” Seems to me, we should be worried a little less about mercaptan smell and more about the neighbors on the other side of the fence who have the big guns aimed at our house.

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  • 1. abbi  |  April 7, 2007 at 11:45 am

    when does the world end then?

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